July 1, 2009

Announcing JOHN TAVARES® Mania Month™

JULY is JOHN TAVARES® Mania Month!™ Don't forget to buy any of the convenient season ticket packages! Don't worry, we'll call you and remind you to.
And email you.
Twice, just in case you forget.

JOHN TAVARES® Jerseys also available!

Spend enough money and MAYBE BECOME GRACED WITH THE PRESENCE OF JOHN TAVARES®* and also MAYBE RECEIVE A BLACKBERRY MOBILE MESSAGE FROM JOHN TAVARES®**

*Sometime this summer. Maybe.
**Only for an hour one day at camp. If He® feels like it. Maybe.

Download the OFFICIAL JOHN TAVARES® SONG†

†Not for actual download. Violators will be shunned in the eyes of JOHN TAVARES®.

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Have a fun FA Day, everyone.
-Andy

1 comments:

FAUX RUMORS said...

Looks like the Isles intend to sit the UFA frenzy out? Not so fast as we believe the team will make at least one splash today!